Behold. The return of the nameless one.

Missed me, my one man readership?

As a lot of you reading this would know, I've spent the last year pretending to be busy, listening to music and generally wasting my time.

After the end of the boards, I had a load of things planned for the next year, Including making it to the top of a mountain and writing a book. Not to mention growing up and finding a cure for cancer, both equally improbable.

A year on, we're nowhere. Haven't made it to the foot of an anthill, forget a nepalese mountain. I wrote a page for my book before returning to the wonderful world of FIFA, where I guided AFC Bournemouth to the Champions League Title in my first 5 seasons. Yes. I've had a productive year.

Today was the second day of 12th grade and I'm REALLY not looking forward to the year. Unlike the last one, I'm actually going to HAVE to work my ass off this time around, because unfortunately, this year pretty much lets me know whether i become a multi-billionaire or end up selling used shoelaces to hobos.

If I go on now, you'll stop reading. So i'll stop. Now.

Or, now.

Hotel Echo Lima Lima Oscar

So this is my first blog post ever, cue cheers.

Incase you're wondering about the name... Its the NATO phonetic alphabet.. also known as the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet. For some of you who may not have the adequate number of brain cells to comprehend what that is, Its the Alpha Beta Charlie Delta language, you know.. the one Bruce Willis keeps belting out into his walky talky in the Die Hard movies..?

Anyway.. so the alphabet goes like this

A ..........	ALPHA	N ..........	NOVEMBER
B ..........	BRAVO	O ..........	OSCAR
C ..........	CHARLIE	P ..........	PAPA
D ..........	DELTA	Q ..........	QUEBEC
E ..........	ECHO	R ..........	ROMEO
F ..........	FOXTROT	S ..........	SIERRA
G ..........	GOLF	T ..........	TANGO
H ..........	HOTEL	U ..........	UNIFORM
I ..........	INDIA	V ..........	VICTOR
J ..........	JULIET	W ..........	WHISKY
K ..........	KILO	X ..........	X-RAY
L ..........	LIMA	Y ..........	YANKEE
M ..........	MIKE	Z ..........	ZULU

So basically what the name is saying is...

This is a BLOG. Genius huh?

I bet you tried to figure out what your initials would be in this.... Mine are Uniform Mike. Wow, I've got the coolest name ever. 

Anyway.. That's it for this post. More because i've got nothing to write right now than anything else. 

Yes, I know its not very interesting. Yes, You've wasted upto 10 minutes of your life on this page.. 10 minutes that you'll never get back, 10 minutes with which you could've changed the world, 10 minutes which could have changed your life. But, You spent those 10 minutes reading this crap that I wrote, I feel so... honoured. No, that doesn't mean I'm giving you anything. Now go listen to some Indie, it'll make you feel better.